Pabst Blue Ribbon: Quick Review

I've heard strange things about this beer. A few times when I've bought it, someone has remarked much like, "You don't look like you drink that kind of beer, only poor, fat guys buy that." (I was blessed with a quick metabolism.) I've also heard that "hipsters drink that." Now, I don't like hipsters either, but that doesn't mean they can't appreciate PBR for what it is, an affordable, decent-tasting beer (of course, I've tasted way better).

Pros:

• Cheap! ($18 for a 30-pack, Hell yeah!)
• Decent taste, I would describe it as a lighter Budweiser
• It'll get you drunk!
• Another social thing is that a few people actually will think you're some sort of "badass" for drinking it

Cons:

• A little too light, if I drink it super fast, I run the risk of puking
• I get a metal taste in my mouth when I go through a lot of them, don't know if that's common
• It probably is fattening for those of you with slow metabolism
• Hard to find. I couldn't find it on a visit to California anywhere.
• Your recovering alcoholic friends can't have any
• May make you look like a cheap-ass scrub

Overall: I give this product a 7/10. It's affordable and will get you drunk after many bathroom breaks. Yes, if I was rich I would probably buy some of our more tasty local brews. Enjoy!